Caption contest

This post has been sitting in my drafts for a while but a big thanks to Matthew Poyiadgiand the team at CompTIA for inviting me to close their annual conference at Ascot last week. I went along at talked about social media, cloud computing and the showed the Microsoft 2019 video which always gets people talking.

Met some old and new friends too…but heaven know what I was saying during the photo above. Caption contest?

Comments

• Anonymous
  October 30, 2009
  "I could really use a sandwich this big right now." It's the obvious one, but someone had to say it.

• Anonymous
  October 30, 2009
  No, honestly.  The sack the postman had with Vista fanmail in was THIS big.

• Anonymous
  October 30, 2009
  "I caught a fish this big!"  or "Microsoft's data center footprint is now this large!"

• Anonymous
  October 30, 2009
  "I am the Second Coming. Believe in me and Microsoft and all your sins will be forgiven."

• Anonymous
  October 30, 2009
  "The stunned expression on Steve's face as he dropped the Surface table explained why Microsoft's portable multi-touch solution needed some work" Alternatively if we're just going for quotes... "I remember working on the original Windows Smartphone prototype... portable wasn't exactly the word for it"

• Anonymous
  October 30, 2009
  I prefer Windows7 to Vista this much

• Anonymous
  November 01, 2009
  Mid-speech, Steve spots Rafa Benitez at the back of the room and tries to decide whether to hug him or strangle him

• Anonymous
  November 05, 2009
  “You talkin’ to me?  You got an issue with my exceedingly narrow braces, huh?  Go ahead, bring it on, baby...”

• Anonymous
  November 23, 2009
  See ... it melted in my mouth, not in my hands !!

• Anonymous
  November 27, 2009
  The London Underground gap was this friggin' wide !!

• Anonymous
  November 27, 2009
  OKAY, you got me .... I forgot to wear a tie to this prestigious event.